Well, here I am in Nice. Its Nice here. But not that Nice. I bought some cans from Cannes too, just in case I cant sleep.

Well, Provence.... It is lovely really.

Met some great people, and got ver ver drunk with a lady called Ruth, who is nuts.

I visited a place called Arles. Or, 'Orse Arles' as it became to be known.

Turns out, Van Gogh spent a bit of time messing with sunflowers, bridges , ears & oil paint here. Nutter. Anyhow...

I saw a place in Provence called Les Beaux, and just thought I shoud visit to see if it has any significance. Turns out it is really really beautiful.

Not like most dykes I know!

I passed a villages called Bras, on the way there, which made me laugh hard.


St Tropez Sucks.

In fact most of the cote d'azure sucks, because I cant find anywhere to pitch my tent without getting hassle from the rozzers. So I am presently sitting in a cafe in Nice contemplating an all nighter on my wheels.

Speaking of wheels. I was I Aix-en-Provence. on the pavement, checking my map, when a frog in a van pulled out of the drive bay next to me, and reversed into me. wanker. buckled my wheel. Spat at him etcc. I remeber seeing his reverse lights come on, then thinking, 'surely he's not going to reverse....Oh he is... Shit!'. Then later that day I got a puncture and was tlold in French by another Frog to 'get orf' my Laaand'. Wanker. I showed him two fingers. It was really the day from hell to be honest. refused money from my bank, moved on camping at 1am by land owner, vultures circling around me in 30 degree heat. etc etc. So much to say so little time eh?

Oh. just met a guy from poland, on his bike in Nice.

He cycled from Poland, which Isnt as far as me!! I didnt get his name, but he told me he was on his way around the world. Good on you anyway. And, I liked your improv Dynamo/phone charger. Maybe market it?

There is something important I want to say, but cant remember. Dammnit!!! Will, think in time.. Oh YEAH! ChateauNeuf Du Pape!!!!! LOL!

Later.